I tried to pickup the waitresses at fuddruckers
Pablo points out there are no waitress at fuddruckers
I am fatty and delicious
That’s where they leave The Dinosaur Bones
I hate myself. I hate you.
*Right after winning an eating bet*
August 22 2011
Today is a good day. I took a bath, i brushed my teeth, and I nearly ripped the door off the van.